Monday, December 13, 2010

Double Agents

Double Agents
Mark Coleman

  I feel a strange mixture of pessimism and optimism, today. The words of a thousand dead authors somersaulting through my mind. No phrases, just a random Scrabble game. A great tumult of incongruous thoughts, and half formed ideas blotting and bloating. Confusion as to who said what, and what said who. The people who spoke, and the words that defined. This person is that phrase. That phrase is this person. A craps shoot for immortality.
  A voluminous brush stroke with miniscule lettering. The binding of books shrouding the mummy. By rote be damned. Though, complete comprehension is inconceivable. Subjectivity is far more than it seems to imply. Even the most well planned tombstone will never attest to what inhabited the rot below. Or whom. Great streaks of solemnity and coarse over-indulgence. Of the sort that even one starving is apt at.
  Overgrown, yellowing nails, and neat trimmings in an even neater waste basket are one in the same. The immense pool of human knowledge and the pushed in fontanel. Broken pieces of psyche confront you every where you look. Deadening always accompanies awakening. Awakening always accentuates deadening. Double agents, all.
  She was dull enough to think that an existential crisis was unique to her. The self pitying, self loathing Jewish princess. The fairy girl at the bottom of the well. The one that I tried to hoist up at the cost of a crumbling facade of placidity. The pillars of salt that start with the eye. All smoke and mirrors. Absence of light towers. Only the ever engulfing source of life. Down breast, hip, mound. And in. The thrusting at a hairy halo that is never a perfect fit.
  The uncomfortable squirming and the accidental erogenous zone biting. Salon parlor animal activities that compose the lives of the blessed. The ceaseless explosions that remind us that we are always at war. The howls of the maimed and the precautionary measures against life. The politics of two discriminating entities with the chimera of need.
  I don’t have the courage to ask her for what I want. Though, she is quite vociferous. The absence of communication safeguarding against sexual ostracization. Puddles of ejaculation forming around semi-comatose states. Like blood around an exit wound. The sighs of that something that stands in for contentment. Even though, the lack of a very particle of fulfillment taints the entire affair. The dirty mess of physical and emotional substance. And the lack thereof.
  The bitter weeping of vulva and glans on overly cliented mattresses. The byproducts of past loves moving from a dry state to a wet state. Unable to be comforted into inertia. Never receding back into the past, but always issuing from it. Remembered back room body negotiations are no trivial thing. They slip from the movers’ hands and slide down the stairs to the front door. Where they sit behind the eyes, associating and cataloguing the bared, inquisitive flesh.
  Questioning whether this is a consolation prize or the real thing. The pendent breasts, the gleaming eyes, the average sized clitoris, and the ever loosening lips below. The cascading, golden hair that was used as an aid in foreplay, but now lays discarded on the pillow case. Like a healthy animal put to sleep, and thrown in the dumpster. The groans and grunts trapped in an echo chamber crusted with half regretted stalactites. And the uncertain flapping of bats.
  What do the crow’s feet signify? A love of laughing or a fear of crying? What is the reason for signs of premature age? A neurotic defiance of death or death itself? These are the questions that arise during a preliminary examination, disguised as adoration, before the act itself. Which can be as much vilification as pardon. With varying degrees of satiety. If the first run through is no more than a coroner’s examination than necrophilia is much more wide spread than we’d like to believe.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Pimping

Pimping
Mark Coleman

Guess the soda jerks are right. 50’s 24/7, and fuck the niggers. CEO says you’re a no go. Find Allah and walk it off. Pretty sure that if you’re not a boxer, a name change isn’t going to change the world. Brother, yeah sure. You ever hear about nihilism? I’m what you might call a recruiter. Kinda a Middle Finger Eat Your Words movement. Very grassroots. Avant Garde as shit, if you ask me. Sartre was okay, but a bit too un-extreme, if you catch my drift. A bit of... Well, hell you know the guff that good ole Kafka caught. Yeah, crazy ass. Well, we gonna let ‘em all take a flying fuck. Negation is the beginning, middle, and end social movement. Really get their heads spinning.
Well, yeah fuck, I hear just... Well, kinda close to the jukebox, know? No? Fucking thing is gonna split my skull. Ah, well... Yeah, she’s a looker. Sorry, man, I won’t dance with her. It’s not as though she had “sister” tattooed on her arm for chrissake. Yeah, well, take a fucking compliment. Same gene pool and all. Just admiring someone that can fill a pair of skinny jeans, like no one’s business. Jesus, man! Thought you of all of people wouldn’t mind a brother in law with so much to offer.
No, I’m not saying anything... Just joking. Christ, can’t you accept that seeing your sister actuates a bit of a rise. It’s just that, man... I guess I’m bit of a pig, but you know, eh? You still wanna try for the strip club. I kinda worked myself up. If I don’t see a sweet piece buffing it, my head might explode on me. Yeah, yeah, sometimes Febreeze is called for, I suppose. But they ain’t all rotting. Some of ‘em real piping. No, no, well, a little English.
Just yah know, fine ole birds. Just find slang interesting... Yeah, shit man, Trainspotting might as well have been a fucking travel guide. Bird, bird give any ole... Wha? Oh yeah. Well, fucking kinda arrogant way to look at things though. No? Well, just a misunderstanding. Yeah, I suppose just about every bar T.V. is set to the same channel.
Well, I don’t like it either. But it’s not as though Pawn Stars ‘ll kill you. Oh, yeah? Well, well. Finish your fucking drink. I do... Well, I hear she handjobs. Wouldn’t bet my money on it, though. Well, if you’re that set, whores ‘round here give twenty buck head. Well, what do you expect? I didn’t promise you a high class call girl, did I? Crack rock you can dip your wick in. Fins, no? Yeah, yeah, cool. Used with the fuck. Few free lays. Well, it’s not as though I have a fucking punch card.
Just, you know? Playground nights. Sometimes, you gotta well... just show the face you’re scared of.

Understanding

Understanding

Mark Coleman


  No matter how drunk I get, life still pursues me. Even if I did an eight ball in Talladega, I still couldn’t outrun it. The weight of my world. Should make me a goddamn saint. Rum and cokes and a respect for Heaven, but not Christians. Constant land sides, when I can barely speak. And spilt drinks spoiling yesterday and today. Morning shakes. Heavy drinking when it’s necessary, but not necessarily wanted. Buck up and get rid of the pestering threat that a body no longer in control offers. The emotions that accompany aren’t very pleasant anyway. All capitals, so they can better express their hideousness. 

  Screaming at myself, then seeing it externalized and losing it. Seeing red in more than one way. Blood on the sidewalk. That’s just the penalty for meeting a cordial nod with an angry look. How’s two eyes for an eye sound? But taking away some people’s sight is like taking a Snickers away from an anorexic. Still the more that I can destroy someone with that streak of evil, the better. I’m not even so misanthropic that I meet all smiles with a glare.

  I’m sorry if I can’t fix my own computer. Apparently not cool enough to know a thousand trivial facts about Donkey Kong, either. But if you keep up the holier than thou, I’ll have you fellating a gun barrel in no time. You look at my dog the wrong way; I’ll leash you around by your fucking hair. He cares more about how I’m doing than a thousand of your friends combined. Even if the new cool is a video game bluetooth, I’ll still be at the jazz bar. Hanging out with the junky Bilie Holiday look-a-likes. What’s happening in your jack-a-billy anime should, in all actuality, be happening to you.

  Hey, tell me the one about the robot that didn’t understand binary, again. That’ll help me understand why I couldn’t save my brother. I suppose I understand the social aspect of your idiocy, but arrogance is so far out of your league. Might as well try to catch a rocket pack husky. And if another motherfucker looks down on me for not reading anything by Tolkien, other than The Hobbit, I’m gonna knock his teeth out.